Title: St. Patrick's Day
Author: Rotem Shahar
Feedback: LaughsR@prodigy.net
Rating: PG
Category: H
Keywords: Poem
Spoilers: None
Notes: In response to a challenge on msrpreservationsociety. I changed a few 
of the items slightly, but they're still basically the same - I couldn't fit 
them into the poem the way they are like this, but I tried my hardest to keep 
the items in tact.
The items were:
1) a wish on a four leaf clover
2) Mulder in the shower
3) a prank office memo
4) Scully splitting her pants
5) a small grease fire
6) a case involving leprechauns
7) Maggie Scully drunk.

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Out of the shower,
into the office.

Pranks are pulled,
coworkers laugh.

Grease ignites,
starting off small.

Growing larger and larger,
the building burns.

Off to the bar,
people get drunk.

Leprechauns are imagined
bringing joy and luck.

Four leaf clovers are spotted - 
make a wish.

Bend to pick it up,
pants split in half.

Wish for new pants.

~~~~

The End.